The Wild Old Man

Irritated by his staring
the teenage girl finally broke down and sneered, "What's the matter,
old dude? I bet you haven't tried anything wild in your whole life,
have you?"
The old man did not miss a
beat when he replied, "I was drunk one time and was with a Macaw. I was
just curious if you were related!"

n old man shopping at a department store
for a gift for his wife was intent on watching a teenage girl who was
going through the sale racks. T